SILENT SWIM
‘Irakli Charkviani’s novel A Calm Swim is a generous, unashamed and, I’d say, a fearless exposition by a writer who has shown his ability for the fantastic.’
L. Berdzenishvili, writer / Radio books programme
EXTRACT
Translated into English by Maya Kiasashvili
This text (the word nauseously banal, created by the writers suffering from an inferiority complex, made of rubber as thin as a condom) definitely doesn’t fit the elated mood I, King Irakli, meant to guide me while writing a short book which wouldn’t in the least look like an ordinary one, because it isn’t my aim to entertain you, while books, as a rule, are written if not to cheer several Marys or Janes, to at least spoil their mood. However sternly some intellectuals try to convince us that they don’t care at all for Mary and Jane, I’m absolutely sure that even James Joyce wanted to impress Irish Marys, which he managed, but a little later.
In short, the great writers eventually succeed in this, while their majority die without impressing a single Mary or Jane by the heroic deeds of their machos, laboriously born out of their minds. In other words, the writers are not that lucky, especially those writing prose professionally, exercising their muscles more vigorously than poets do. According to the latest research, women don’t like muscled men, muscled prose writers in particular.
Anyway, I’m not going to entertain you and if you still toy with the idea, please put my opus aside, immediately, as, unlike a strong-muscled prose writer, I won’t be offended if you give up on me at this stage. Quite the contrary, I’ll be ecstatic to know that I’ve revealed the truth to fewer people. It’s always better when very few know the truth! It’s like a disgusting pimple on your nose, springing up exactly at the time you’re about to go to a party. My book is more of a pimple rather than a posh party. So, those who love lies and fun are humbly asked to leave me alone, at home, facing a mirror.
The second reason I’ve undertaken this hard task is a bunch of absurd rumours that swarm my exhausted, severely-wounded eagle-like essence like ravenous vultures. Thirdly, I’ve reverted to writing the truth as this November, Lord made me look briefly through the door with only silence beyond it. Shakespeare would have said: The rest is silence. Strange as it might sound, for the reasons completely unknown to me, I’ve become part of that silence, true, for a minute or two, but still. It might have been this brief, unexpected encounter with the other world that made me decide to tell the truth.
I’m also pretty sure the moment I die, plenty of idiots will pop up claiming they knew me better than others, that only they and a couple of creatures like them were able to perceive the true essence of King Irakli. They’ll come up with a lot of nonsense, which many Marys and Janes might even buy – something that is going to deeply upset me in the other world. Unlike many others, it’s only logical that my life should continue in discussions and speculations after my death. Precisely for this reason, I believe it’s my duty not to strain the public and to safeguard it from the incorrect information about myself... (See PDF)
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